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Sunday, June 19, 2016

10 Greatest Forced to Strip Scenes


Let me preface by saying, these scenes are the sole reason I am Mr. Xploit. If not for these 10 scenes, I could've had class, I could've been somebody, instead of a bum. Naaah, I'm pretty awesome. Who else could bring you such a definitive list? Let me know if there are any essentials I forgot.

10) Head of the Family (1996): Jacqueline Lovell

Jacqueline Lovell gets nekid several times in this trash masterpiece from the golden age of Full Moon, but near the end, she's tied to a pole and has her nightie ripped off by mindless zombies. Is that rigor-mortis in your pants or are you just happy to see her?

9) Dear God No! (2011): Madeline Brumby

Dear God Yes! There's a home-invasion of frumpy young Brumby and her parents. However, the criminals (who couldn't act their way into a Full Moon movie) are more interested in the money underneath this dork's dress.

8) Grave Danger (2009): Debbie Kopacz

The highlight of any Jim Haggerty film is the writing and cinematography. BAHAHAHAHA! When you're done laughing, you may recall this scene where Debbie is forced by an unknown caller to take everything off. While not exactly in shape, Debbie does benefit from a certain doe-eyed cuteness and a scene that comes well into the flick.

7) The Hornet's Sting and the Hell It's Caused (2014): Joni Durian

Now we're talking my kind of scream queen. The movie itself is beyond incompetent, but a never better Joni Durian is humiliated into showing it all for a weird photographer she meets online. As if there are actually weird pervs online that like chicks being forced to strip... As if!

6) The Pit and the Pendulum (1991): Rona De Ricci

Stuart Gordon, you randy rascal! Stuart mother-stripping Gordon! The beautiful Rona De Ricci sadly never did anything after being stripped by Lance Henriksen in this Full Moon period-piece. The inquisition need look no further than the shady thicket of Rona's black forest.

5) Chloe (1996): Marion Cotillard

Marion Cotillard, the Oscar-winner? Stripped? Surely not to the buff, you're saying to yourself. But should you be surprised? Nudity in France is so commonplace, being forced to strip is practically a right-of-passage. A ceremony so beautiful, you'll need an entire box of Kleenex. Trust me.

4) Strip Search (2004): Maggie Gyllenhaal

Getting Maggie Gyllenhall to show the full monty may be Sidney Lumet's single greatest accomplishment. That beautiful bastard got to check this off his bucket list before he went to the big HBO in the sky. I only hope he's coercing Marilyn Monroe in the afterlife.

3) The Squeeze (1977): Carol White

If you're willing to endure a naked Stacy Keach, you'll be treated to Carol White dancing and stripping for her kidnappers. Carol White is one of the greatest undiscovered babes of the 70s. Discover her and thank me later. I take cash and large checks.

2) Stealing Candy (2003): Jenya Lano


Making a Xena: Warrior Princess guest-star strip in softcore porn is like stealing candy from a blind baby. But the especially gorgeous Jenya Lano is a true find. Upon first viewing, you'll wonder where she's been all your life. Then you'll IMDB her and find out. The answer is other crap starring other Baldwin brothers. But in Stealing Candy she plays a never-nude movie star that's kidnapped and forced to have sex online before her adoring fans. Both frightening and alluring at the same time. This movie changed me as a pubescent boy. For the better? You be the judge.


1) Lost Highway (1997): Patricia Arquette

One scene to rule them all. As only David Lynch could do it. My biggest celeb crush of all time bares it all at gun-point. Patricia Arquette, in her prime, stands before a roomful of dudes as the moment is teased, then drawn-out. Bury my heart on a Lost Highway.

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