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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

5 Worst Horror Quotes

You've heard 'em. These are instant signs of a movie you're about to regret watching, the flipside of my last post. This one soley exists to lash out at lazily-written horror, like V/H/S, which I just watched and contains many of these.

5. "Boo!"
The false scare.

4. "You're all gonna die."
Yuh huh.

3. "What the fuck was that!?"
Dude, seriously!

2. "What do you want from me!?"
Oh, you don't wanna know.

And lastly, we can always tell when this one is coming:
1. "This isn't funny you guys!"