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Friday, July 27, 2012

Social Critic Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll. The man. The myth. The legend... In his own mind.
A couple years ago he made a film more serious and less laughable than his previous "efforts." Uwe Boll's movie Rampage seemed to predict a kind of killer we are really inching toward in real life. A fully-armored American white guy going on a machine gun rampage. Did he see the Aurora theatre massacre coming as well as worse shootings? Perhaps there's more to Uwe Boll than meets the eye?
Uwe Boll, true artist predicting the worst for America? Or prolific urinary tract infection personified in human form, trolling us all? Probably the latter, but only time will tell.
In the movie, this young suburban guy with armor randomly kills innocents. He makes up his own crazy reasons for the killings being justified, of course, just like all killers. I'm sure I'm not the first one to notice this parallel, but it's a bit frightening nonetheless.
Will we one day say that great patriot Uwe Boll saw it coming? Time for Uwe Boll to ring in on all of this, with his thick accent and slight fetal alcohol speech affects. Where are you when we need you?

4 comments:

  1. Whether or not he's a prophet doesn't change the fact that he beat the shit out of some of his critics in a boxing ring. What a nutjob.

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  2. Come at me Uwey! I'm right here! My name is Douglas McLoverboy and I live at 47893757 Tough Street. I'm one hot piece of ass too.

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  3. "A fully-armored American white guy going on a machine gun rampage."

    White guy?

    Colin Ferguson. Omar Thornton. Aaron Alexis.

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