Saturday, May 5, 2012
Rabies (2010) Review
From what I've heard, this was Israel's first ever horror movie. Since it had a hot Israeli girl on the cover, I decided to rent it from Netflix. Now that I've seen it, it wasn't exactly a horror movie, but it's the closest they've come I suppose. And the chick really was a hottie, but more on her later.
1) They say it's unintentionally funny.
2) They don't like that the villain disappears halfway through the movie because it's not what horror movies are supposed to do.
Me: That's the point. And who is the real villain?
3) They say some characters need to be likable.
Me: Since when? And there are likable characters! I was always anticipating getting back to the scenes with the strong-willed Jewish lesbian that kept getting herself in deeper. And yes she was smokin' too.
4) They don't like that nobody gets rabies.
Me: Don't you have an article to write about how Iran is responsible for all the cancer in the world? And for rabies?
3 out of 5.