Friday, November 18, 2011
Bikini Bloodbath Carwash (2008) Review
Nice cover huh? Does the movie live up to it? Of course not! Is it worthwhile for the gore, humor or t&a? No, not that either. Read on if you have too much time on your hands and think you need to be persuaded not to see this movie.
At the end of the opening credits it says: "Written & Directed by: Who the Fuck Cares." Couldn't have said it better myself. And the movie continues with this good sense of humor until it gets lost in its own stupidity. That's what often happens with stupid people. But who cares about the humor? There's only one real reason you'd be watching this movie:
I seriously thought I'd died and gone to hell after about the 2nd minute of a 5 minute bad dancing montage at a party. Everyone is fully clothed during this and it's mostly fat dudes dancing. It's just unbelievable how long it goes on. It's almost as if the "filmmakers" forgot they were making a movie and just left the cameras rolling at the lamest party ever.