Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Hard Rock Zombies (1984) Review
Well now.. Hard Rock Zombies.... riiiiight. I rented this from Netflix because it was listed on Cracked.com as one of the weirdest horror movies in existence.
So that's it kiddies. No laughs, no tits, no worthwhile nastiness or well-drawn-out characters. In fact, there's a deformed dwarf that doesn't talk and adds less than nothing to the movie. He's like the Towelie of the movie, if you drew attention to the fact that he's the worst character ever, he'd respond "I know." And then admit, "I have no idea what's going on." Rating: 1 out of 5. One of the songs was kinda catchy.