A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)
If this massive 1970s Jess Franco blunder doesn't have you laughing in the first ten minutes, these half-assed zombies must've taken your soul! That should've been the tagline for this movie. Trust me, the film does not live up to the images on the poster. It honestly plays like the most nudity-filled blooper reel you'll never want to see. The top positive review for this movie on IMDB states, "A dash of Franco, a generous helping of Rollin." That's like saying, "This masterpiece is a dash of vomit and a generous helping of cow asshole."
This gets an "Oh hell no" on a scale from "How did he manage to make this girl unsexy?" to "He's actually starting to make me detest the entire medium of film." Ya know while we're at it, let's throw in Franco's Mansion of the Living Dead too which takes place in a hotel, not a mansion. And he managed to not make a deserted hotel scary too! I hate you Mister Franco.