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Monday, May 2, 2011

Worst Movies Ever #1

The Cheerleaders (1973)
This is the first in a series of Worst Movies Ever. The Cheerleaders... where should I start? Maybe I shouldn't. Alright fine, it's one of those X-rated softcore films of the 70s. It's about a virgin girl who wants to be a cheerleader and tries to lose her invisible chastity belt. There isn't actually an invisible belt, it was an expression. Mr. Xploit isn't very good at humor at 6:25 in the morning.

This is the virgin chick played by Stephanie Fondue, who has had (literally) no career since. It was her one role and she bares all for it. She is a terrible actress though, like everyone else in it. There's no better kinda movie to go full frontal and full  retard in than The Cheerleaders. Seriously though, even by X-rated softcore movie standards, this one is the worst there is. It doesn't serve any real entertaining purpose. Don't see it. Don't see it. Don't see it. Don't see it. Don't see it.
It would've been WAY better with the MST3K crew. 0.0 out of 5.

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