Saturday, May 21, 2011
The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004) Review
It's an ei Independent Cinema production about lesbian vampires. A young girl, with the last name of Van Helsing, begins rounding up lesbians for Dracula so that she can kill Dracula while in the midst of cunnilingus. Bad jokes, laughable make-up jobs, and actresses breaking character ensue.
At least TRY to make a HALF decent movie if you have that kind of a budget. Give me the money! I'll make the kind of film you could only dream of making. I swear! Also I couldn't help but notice that this is the director's one and only credit on IMDB.
So in short, it's a total waste of a Friday night. Rating: 0.0 out of 5